“Your second batch of controllers just came in” “I hate this game!â€, I shout to an empty room as I toss a DualShock 3 controller across my bed. Frustrated, I hold my head in my hands and breathe slowly, ponderin...
Back in the far off days of the 1980’s, video games were simple. Run from left to right, put the blocks in a line, collect the cherries and don’t get caught by the ghosts. But they were also difficult, the blocky gr...
Reddit user FlowStrong has posted an incredibly helpful, totally spoiler-free map of Dark Souls IIÂ to the game’s sub-Reddit today. The map shows dozens of interconnecting paths without mentioning any specific areas, mak...
Profanity, zombies and tits: Sound like a good game? The short answer is yes, if you are a 13-year-old boy who likes to see an over-sexualized subservient female and the usage of profanity in every single sentence. Playing thr...
If you didn’t already know, Infamous: Second Son was released yesterday and already players are blowing up the #PS4Share hashtag on Twitter with the system’s built in sharing feature. Using the Share button on the P...
Thought the wait was over, huh? When you think of the Metal Gear Solid franchise, you think of boxes, stealth, and less than intelligent sentries patrolling a massive area. What if I told you that everything you think you kn...
Everything Is Average Traveller’s Tales is great at handling licenses. They’ve done a better job of creating well-known worlds out of plastic blocks than most other developers have done with other resources. I had a...
The Man Behind the Bleeps and Bloops A video game without a soundtrack is like a book without words. Would the climax of the original Halo be anywhere near epic without the Halo theme blaring in the background? Would the Mu...
I was recently listening to a podcast on which the people it consisted of went from discussing recent gaming events to suddenly making me feel not so much offended, but bothered nonetheless. The podcast in question started mock...
Chuckin’ Away the Time Chuck’s Challenge 3D, the spiritual successor to Chip’s Challenge from way back on the Atari Lynx, is a charming looking puzzle game. It starts off with a simple, metro style menu with o...
Your Titan is Now Ready Since its first gameplay trailer was revealed to the world, Titanfall was one of the most talked about next-gen games. It seemed ambitious, creative, and innovative, which excited a lot of people. Howeve...
I Farted on a Dog “South Park” is stupid and offensive. It’s also loved by a large portion of Earth’s population. I stopped watching it years ago, mainly due to the fact that I hardly ever watch TV. When...
So Titanfall just launched on the Xbox One and PC and will follow suit on the Xbox 360 in a matter of weeks. As Microsoft’s latest flagship console is lagging behind the PS4 by a couple million units, it begs the questio...
Castlevania Gets the Modern Treatment Ever since the best Castlevania  game, Symphony of the Night,  released, developers have been trying to successfully repeat its formula. Some have succeeded, and some have failed. Mercu...
It’s hard to remember the last time that I played an ASCII RPG, let alone saw one that I was excited about. But here is SantuaryRPGÂ from Black Shell Games, in all its ASCII-art glory. With an animated opening cutscene an...