Drunk Gaming News: Alien Isolation

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So yeah, apparently a lot of people drink here at SpawnFirst (kids, don’t even start…). Either they were already Alcoholics Anonymous Platinum-Tier Members when they joined, or the submission schedules drove them into the arms of our Drunken Lord, Johnnie Walker.

Well, keeping with the faith, SlasherJPC has drank himself into a drunken stupor, and appropriately decided to report on Alien Isolation and give his thoughts on the upcoming game. Correction: he attempts to give his thoughts on the game.